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This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you`re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.You`re floating in the open water. It`s a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could`ve been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You`re transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion,, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping insideandhellip;Measurements:Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inchesMaterials: Silicone, Metal Color: BlueNote: For novelty use only. Key Features:Mini Fantasy Dong: Bring your mini octopus friend for a ride by attaching this girthy, dong-shaped octopus monster to any bag or use it as an accessory!Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves! They`re fun accessories and make great gag gifts!Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you`re a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!
This thick-headed, girthy octopus creature has shrunk down to travel with you wherever you go! Let your freak flag fly with these Creature Cocks keychains! Show off that you`re into fantasy roleplay, mythical sex, or hot horror monsters! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse, or hang them from your rearview mirror to add a little flair and kinky fun! All the little dongs are made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal is nickel-free for sensitive skin. Not meant for internal use. Novelty item only.You`re floating in the open water. It`s a hot day and no one is around. Your friends are sleeping through the morning after a long night of partying on the boat, so you decide to take a dip in the cool waters. Goggles on your face, you take a deep breath and dive deeper. Scanning the depths for fish, something catches your eye. It darts across your field of vision and disappears. What was that? Was it a fish? Was it a shark? Something touches your leg and you panic, swimming quickly up to gasp for air. You calm your breath and then take another deep breath and dunk your head underwater again to look for what it could`ve been. Your eyes widen as you see a shimmering, blue octopus floating nearby. Its eyes are watching you. Its tentacles slowly float as its large round head expands into a bulb. You`re transfixed, enchanted by this rare meeting. It floats closer to you and then, to your utter shock, it reaches its tentacles and winds it around your wrist. You hold still, your heart racing as you feel the suckers tasting your skin. The other tentacle reaches for your waist, then another reaches towards your inner thighs. What is this tingling feeling? Before you can move it releases you and darts between your legs. In confusion,, you rise up with your head above the water, but you feel the head of the octopus creature writhing against your groin. You want to make it stop, but its head is slippery and its tentacles are strong. Then you gasp as unimaginable pleasure spreads through you as the tip begins to part your hole, the ultra slippery octopus slipping insideandhellip;Measurements:Overall: 2.9 inches x 1.5 inches x 1.5 inchesMaterials: Silicone, Metal Color: BlueNote: For novelty use only. Key Features:Mini Fantasy Dong: Bring your mini octopus friend for a ride by attaching this girthy, dong-shaped octopus monster to any bag or use it as an accessory!Fun and Cute!: These brightly colored mini dongs have character and will call attention to themselves! They`re fun accessories and make great gag gifts!Flag Your Fetish!: Let people know you`re a little kinky and like adult fantasy with these mythical, horror, sci-fi, and fantasy dongs! Collect them all!

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Orders are processed and shipped within 1-3 days of payment. Postal tracking is included with all orders. An e-mail will be issued for all orders dispatched to your address with the details for tracking products. 

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Shipping times will vary depending on location however generally shipping and handling can take up to between 7 - 15 days from our Australian warehouse and 15 - 20 days from our USA inventory. If you're located in remote areas which are generally those post codes outside of metropolitan areas this may take a little longer to deliver.

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Packages from our local and international warehouses will be shipped by postage couriers dependent on the weight and size of the products. All postage is ordered through local carriers, for instance, AUS / NZ Post to Australia & New Zealand. 

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If the parcel has been dispatched and the correct address has been supplied then we will either resend the goods again or refund the order.

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All sex doll products involve complex working procedures, are made to order and takes 3-5 business days to complete manufacture for each lifelike silicone doll. All products will be placed in discreet & safe packaging to avoid any damage during transport to guarantee the quality to the end-user. 

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Depending on your country’s laws, you may be subject to import duties and taxes on your purchases. Our Dolls includes the cost of your item(s), shipping, any additional import duties and taxes to most countries (USA, Canada, Australia / New Zealand, European Union), however for those countries that still required clearance from customs we will Endeavor to provide you with the necessary information so that you’re not paying for any additional import duties and taxes. We are dedicated to delivering our Dolls more quickly and in shorter time periods than any other online sex doll store.

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