Weenie linguini
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Weenie Linguini - The Playfully Provocative Pasta Experience
Indulge in a culinary adventure like no other with Weenie Linguini! This cheeky pecker-shaped pasta is here to add a playful twist to your meals and bring a touch of humor and excitement to your plate. Whether you're hosting a bachelorette party, planning a girls' night out, or simply looking for a hilarious gag gift, Weenie Linguini is the perfect choice.
• Playful and Unique: Weenie Linguini is not your ordinary pasta. Its daring pecker shape will have you giggling and blushing as you serve up a memorable meal. Crafted with attention to detail, this pasta will be the talk of the table and the highlight of any occasion.
• Versatile and Delicious: Don't let its playful appearance fool you - Weenie Linguini is made from high-quality ingredients that ensure a tasty and satisfying meal. Cook it to perfection and let its al dente texture delight your taste buds. Use it in all your favorite pasta recipes, from creamy carbonara to tangy marinara, and let your culinary creativity run wild.
• Perfect for Special Occasions: Planning a bachelorette party or a girls' night out? Weenie Linguini is the must-have addition to your event. Surprise your guests with a hilarious and unforgettable dish that will have everyone laughing and craving for more. It's the perfect way to add a touch of naughty fun to any celebration.
• Gag Gift Extraordinaire: Looking for a unique present that will leave your friends in stitches? Weenie Linguini is the answer! Its eye-catching packaging and naughty concept make it the perfect gag gift for birthdays, bridal showers, or any occasion that calls for a good laugh. Give the gift of laughter and watch as their faces light up with joy and amusement.
Specifications:
• Shape: Pecker-shaped
• Size: Standard pasta size
• Quantity: Generous amount for a satisfying meal
• Ingredients: High-quality pasta ingredients for a delicious taste
How to Use Guide:
1. Boil: Bring a pot of salted water to a rolling boil.
2. Add: Carefully add Weenie Linguini to the boiling water.
3. Cook: Follow the cooking instructions on the packaging for the perfect al dente texture.
4. Drain: Once cooked, drain the pasta using a colander.
5. Serve: Get creative and serve Weenie Linguini with your favorite sauce or recipe.
6. Enjoy: Indulge in a playful and scrumptious meal that will have everyone laughing and savoring every bite.
Shipped from our USA Warehouse.
Get ready to giggle, tantalize your taste buds, and create unforgettable memories with Weenie Linguini. Order now and experience the ultimate pecker-shaped pasta adventure!
Weenie Linguini - The Playfully Provocative Pasta Experience
Indulge in a culinary adventure like no other with Weenie Linguini! This cheeky pecker-shaped pasta is here to add a playful twist to your meals and bring a touch of humor and excitement to your plate. Whether you're hosting a bachelorette party, planning a girls' night out, or simply looking for a hilarious gag gift, Weenie Linguini is the perfect choice.
• Playful and Unique: Weenie Linguini is not your ordinary pasta. Its daring pecker shape will have you giggling and blushing as you serve up a memorable meal. Crafted with attention to detail, this pasta will be the talk of the table and the highlight of any occasion.
• Versatile and Delicious: Don't let its playful appearance fool you - Weenie Linguini is made from high-quality ingredients that ensure a tasty and satisfying meal. Cook it to perfection and let its al dente texture delight your taste buds. Use it in all your favorite pasta recipes, from creamy carbonara to tangy marinara, and let your culinary creativity run wild.
• Perfect for Special Occasions: Planning a bachelorette party or a girls' night out? Weenie Linguini is the must-have addition to your event. Surprise your guests with a hilarious and unforgettable dish that will have everyone laughing and craving for more. It's the perfect way to add a touch of naughty fun to any celebration.
• Gag Gift Extraordinaire: Looking for a unique present that will leave your friends in stitches? Weenie Linguini is the answer! Its eye-catching packaging and naughty concept make it the perfect gag gift for birthdays, bridal showers, or any occasion that calls for a good laugh. Give the gift of laughter and watch as their faces light up with joy and amusement.
Specifications:
• Shape: Pecker-shaped
• Size: Standard pasta size
• Quantity: Generous amount for a satisfying meal
• Ingredients: High-quality pasta ingredients for a delicious taste
How to Use Guide:
1. Boil: Bring a pot of salted water to a rolling boil.
2. Add: Carefully add Weenie Linguini to the boiling water.
3. Cook: Follow the cooking instructions on the packaging for the perfect al dente texture.
4. Drain: Once cooked, drain the pasta using a colander.
5. Serve: Get creative and serve Weenie Linguini with your favorite sauce or recipe.
6. Enjoy: Indulge in a playful and scrumptious meal that will have everyone laughing and savoring every bite.
Shipped from our USA Warehouse.
Get ready to giggle, tantalize your taste buds, and create unforgettable memories with Weenie Linguini. Order now and experience the ultimate pecker-shaped pasta adventure!
DISCREET POSTAGE
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Nobody likes the unknown so we try to make the process as easy as possible for all our customers that why our standard shipping across all of Australia is only $ 12.95 with all products purchased from Adult Naughty Store.
All purchases over $ 150 AUD qualify for free shipping.
We can offer express post with most of our products, please contact us at sales@adultnaughtystore.com and we can advise you what costs will need to be added to the order.
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If you are not available at the time of delivery, a card will be left for you to collect your parcel from the nearest Post Office (Don't worry all items are packaged discreetly with no identifying markings).
TRACKING
Orders are processed and shipped within 1-3 days of payment. Postal tracking is included with all orders. An e-mail will be issued for all orders dispatched to your address with the details for tracking products.
SHIPPING TIMES
Shipping times will vary depending on location however generally shipping and handling can take up to between 7 - 15 days from our Australian warehouse and 15 - 20 days from our USA inventory. If you're located in remote areas which are generally those post codes outside of metropolitan areas this may take a little longer to deliver.
All orders placed outside of normal business hours Monday to Friday and weekends will be processed the following business day. Rest assured we will process your order as fast and as quick as our sales team can get your items from shelf to post box.
Please note if we are out of stock, we will send your product directly from our distribution center which includes overseas locations i.e USA to save time so you don't have to wait until our next shipment arrives. (Please allow 10 to 20 business days)
POSTAL CARRIERS
Packages from our local and international warehouses will be shipped by postage couriers dependent on the weight and size of the products. All postage is ordered through local carriers, for instance, AUS / NZ Post to Australia & New Zealand.
UNDELIVERED PARCELS
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If you have entered an incorrect address and the parcel has not to be received or returned, we cannot be held responsible for non-delivery. We encourage all customers to double-check the shipping address on the checkout page, prior to placing the order and also again in the delivery email which is sent after placing the order.
If the parcel has been dispatched and the correct address has been supplied then we will either resend the goods again or refund the order.
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Delivery Options |
Estimated Delivery Time |
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UPS |
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DHL |
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FAQ
What if you're out when your order arrives?
If you're out when your package is being delivered, the courier company will leave a card scheduling another delivery attempt or advise you where you to pick up your discreetly packaged order.
If your parcel is taken to the nearest courier service depot, you can collect it or arrange for it to be redelivered.
What if your order doesn't arrive when you expect?
If your parcel is more than 12 working days overdue, please contact us.