Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Silicone Dildo
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Want to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate-free, body-safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counterbalance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a realistic-looking dong and head. Have fun with this dino! Place it on your desk or shelf, give it a name, hide it among other dinosaur toys, and let it blend into the herd! Or use it as a sexy toy, too! The shaft is firm and flexible so you can enjoy riding it as you grab onto the tail and legs! This dino creature is designed as an entertaining decoration that you can keep or give as a gag gift, and also as a personal pleasure toy, too! Use only with water-based lubricants. Wash with warm water and mild soap, then rinse off and spray it with a toy cleaner after each use. Let air dry.

You run down the jungle hill, nearly tripping on roots as you sprint to the nearest hiding place. You hear the bone-chilling roar of the T-rex in the distance. The earth shakes with each step it takes. You watch the ripples form in the puddles nearby as its feet stomp the ground. You get lucky this time. The sounds get farther away, and the ripples in the puddles disappear. You sigh in relief. The danger is gone. A chirp comes from behind the giant fern you're crouched by. You peer through the leaves and look for the source. You hear it again, a cute little sound that's sharp and shrill. Then you hear more behind you, and spin around. A tiny dinosaur hops up towards you. You reach out to pet its head and in shock you realize it looks like a man's rod… "How strange! What could this be for? How do they eat?" Then another pops up, and another, until a small herd is hopping towards you with their long necks waving and searching for you! You realize this may not be as harmless as it seemed originally, and start to back up, but now there's hundreds jumping on top of you! They are finding their way between your clothing, seeking your skin, finding the hottest parts of you! Then they dive inside and you scream as several little dino-dongs scrape and wrestle to get inside!

Measurements:
  • Overall length: 10 inches.
  • Insertable length: 5 inches.
  • Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
  • Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches.

    Materials: Silicone

    Color: Green, blue

    Note: Can be used as a novelty item or personal toy.

    Key Features:

  • Fantasy Dildo: This green and blue Jurassic dong has a long tail for balance, heavy balls, big legs, and a curved shaft with a realistic head!
  • Premium Silicone: Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium silicone. Use with water-based lubricants only.
  • Gag Gift: This dickosaurus is the perfect gag gift to bring a smile or laugh to your friend or coworker!
  • Firm and Flexible: Designed with a firm, flexible shaft, it's also great for a ride!
  • Creature Cocks

    Want to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate-free, body-safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counterbalance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a realistic-looking dong and head. Have fun with this dino! Place it on your desk or shelf, give it a name, hide it among other dinosaur toys, and let it blend into the herd! Or use it as a sexy toy, too! The shaft is firm and flexible so you can enjoy riding it as you grab onto the tail and legs! This dino creature is designed as an entertaining decoration that you can keep or give as a gag gift, and also as a personal pleasure toy, too! Use only with water-based lubricants. Wash with warm water and mild soap, then rinse off and spray it with a toy cleaner after each use. Let air dry.

    You run down the jungle hill, nearly tripping on roots as you sprint to the nearest hiding place. You hear the bone-chilling roar of the T-rex in the distance. The earth shakes with each step it takes. You watch the ripples form in the puddles nearby as its feet stomp the ground. You get lucky this time. The sounds get farther away, and the ripples in the puddles disappear. You sigh in relief. The danger is gone. A chirp comes from behind the giant fern you're crouched by. You peer through the leaves and look for the source. You hear it again, a cute little sound that's sharp and shrill. Then you hear more behind you, and spin around. A tiny dinosaur hops up towards you. You reach out to pet its head and in shock you realize it looks like a man's rod… "How strange! What could this be for? How do they eat?" Then another pops up, and another, until a small herd is hopping towards you with their long necks waving and searching for you! You realize this may not be as harmless as it seemed originally, and start to back up, but now there's hundreds jumping on top of you! They are finding their way between your clothing, seeking your skin, finding the hottest parts of you! Then they dive inside and you scream as several little dino-dongs scrape and wrestle to get inside!

    Measurements:
  • Overall length: 10 inches.
  • Insertable length: 5 inches.
  • Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
  • Widest insertable diameter: 2.1 inches.

    Materials: Silicone

    Color: Green, blue

    Note: Can be used as a novelty item or personal toy.

    Key Features:

  • Fantasy Dildo: This green and blue Jurassic dong has a long tail for balance, heavy balls, big legs, and a curved shaft with a realistic head!
  • Premium Silicone: Made out of phthalate-free, body-safe, premium silicone. Use with water-based lubricants only.
  • Gag Gift: This dickosaurus is the perfect gag gift to bring a smile or laugh to your friend or coworker!
  • Firm and Flexible: Designed with a firm, flexible shaft, it's also great for a ride!
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